“Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!”
And then you hear the slightest noise
(Source: best-of-text-posts)
JUST!!! BECAUSE!! YOU!! DON’T!! LIKE!!!! SOME!!! MUSIC!! DOESN’T!! MEAN!!! IT!!! SUCKS!!!! IT!!!! JUST!!! MEANS!!! YOU!! DON’T!!! LIKE!! IT!!!!
I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.
Mr. Disney
Bless this man for enriching my childhood.
People who don’t reblog this
DISHONOR
DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
dude if i didnt reblog then i would be dishonouring him he IS part of my family ._.
the creator of our childhood c:
i scrolled past and all of you made me feel bad so i had to scroll back up and reblog argh ily walt
^ pretty much
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
(Source: waltdisneyworld-love)
Diabetes here I come!
What the
Holy crap Tumblr is still trying to kill me
stuff having a birthday cake i’m having a snicker thing
I think I might have a heart attack
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
This is ridiculous. But fucking delicious looking. Omfg snickers. *-*
diabetus
holy fucking shit
(Source: theinturnetexplorer)
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
(Source: thedailywhat)
why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
you are a genius
how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?
maybe you could push them up?
How do you push them back down?
A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?
Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.








